I do not play golf. However that did not cease me from laughing out loud over story after story in Don Boehm’s new assortment of 100 true tales about golf and its gamers. To gather all of the tales in Proper Distance, Unsuitable Course, Don has journeyed throughout the nation from metropolis to metropolis enjoying golf. In every metropolis, he has additionally labored with charitable organizations which have cellular mammogram vans that journey to city and rural places to offer this service. He has collected these tales to entertain, however a part of the proceeds from e-book gross sales will even be donated to assist ladies with out medical health insurance to obtain early diagnoses and ultimately to eradicate most cancers.
Whereas most cancers is not any laughing matter, laughter is the very best drugs, and the title alone of Proper Distance, Unsuitable Course lets you understand instantly this e-book goes to be humorous. When requested, Boehm’s fellow golfers didn’t maintain again in liberally telling tales of their and their associates’ most hilarious golf antics. After all, there have been events when golfers advised Don they could not consider a joke, however then, whereas he was enjoying with them, you guessed it-the sudden occurred and a joke arose. I solely want there have been movies for all of the stories-they would put America’s Funniest Residence Movies to disgrace. Or perhaps they might be the inspiration for Caddyshack III.
Whereas I did not perceive each golf time period, I used to be by no means at a loss for following these tales. Positive, I anticipated to examine some unhealthy golf swings and golf balls touchdown in odd locations, however I did not anticipate golf golf equipment that went flying into the Pacific, birds stealing golfers’ watches, offended bull elk attacking golf carts, or alligators consuming golf balls. I can not say rather more with out freely giving all these juicy and entertaining stories-and do not forget, all of them actually occurred! However I’ll quote from one story that once I pictured it, virtually had me in tears.
Maggie stated, “Okay,” as she bought as much as hit her shot. Upon her putting the ball, one of many males began yelling, “Roll, bitch, roll.” Then Maggie stated, “I do not know why, however for some motive, I dropped down onto the bottom and began rolling!”
Maggie, her husband, and I had been rolling from her telling of this story. Her husband stated she had on a white sweater and pants and was rolling within the freshly reduce grass getting inexperienced stains throughout them. As we laughed, Maggie ended with, “And that is my story!”
If you’re achieved rolling on the bottom with Maggie, exit and get a replica of this e-book. Will probably be excellent studying on the golf course in-between holes or anytime you want an amazing chuckle. And do not forget that the e-book gross sales assist combat breast most cancers.